I was just looking through all my old writings, and I found this song that me and Ben wrote in 2006. Keep in mind that we wrote it at like 2 am so it's pretty stupid, haha still makes me laugh my ass off though. You have to imagine it like a System of a Down song like... When Angels Deserve to Die--I think that's the one-- like the verses in that song.
Idiot
( A Song About Bush)
Idiot don't you know your idiot
your idocrosy has caused me to wan't to hit you
you wipe your lies with toilet paper
you wipe your ass with lies
you've got bannas on your head
your writing a sonnet with your cornia
you eat your cat's food
you left it to die
it had no food
chours:
Idiot don't you know your an idiot
idiot your breath wreaks of shityit
idiot you have money in your first aid kitiet
idiot you throw tantrums but you like to call it a fitet
idi titi kidi fiti ID-I-OT
idiot your mother knows your an idiot
she called you and idiot
and you said "idi something idiot"
idiot your brother knows your an idiot
he called you an idiot
you said "shut up"
idiot you father knows your and idiot
but he's an idiot too
idiot your masterbating to a picture of papyas
idiot your shaving cream says caution hyeina butter
idiot your refegerater door opens out becasue your inside of it
Idiot your phone isint charging cuz its not pluged in
chours:
Idiot don't you know your an idiot
idiot your breath wreaks of shityit
idiot you have money in your first aid kitiet
idiot you throw tantrums but you like to call it a fitet
idi titi kidi fiti ID-I-OT
idiot you drew a picture of a picture that you saw in playnothing magazine
idiot you thought eat more chiken meant eat the dog
idiot subliminal messaes do nothing for you
cause your an ID-I-OT
idiot you thought you had a cuncushon where you where you were sent to a paralel demintion where the you in the demintion was evil and had a goatee and tryed to attack you but it could only hit you where you hit it untill you found out that you had just forgotten to shave that day and were looking in a mirror (takes a deep breath)
idiot.......stupid idiot
chours:
Idiot don't you know your an idiot
idiot your breath wreaks of shityit
idiot you have money in your first aid kitiet
idiot you throw tantrums but you like to call it a fitet
idi titi kidi fiti ID-I-OT
(fading out)
idi titi kidi fiti didi piti liti idi titi kidi fiti